With the possibility of war coming I have mixed feelings. There is the patriotic duty, but as an American citizen - it's my duty to question these actions of war. Which are: is w. bush trying to solve all the problems his dad made from giving them the weapons that they have now (oh read the black tulip by Milt Bearden, v insightful but yet at the same time like a tom clansy book); with all these sudden proofs of situations of "back in the day" occurrences - why didn't the republicans present these cases all at the same time; and what is w. bush thinking for using patriotism as a campaign protection - in which he's saying the democrats (myself) aren't being patriotic for wanting this war. bs. Sorry. But those are my 2-cent questions that just seem to be too conspiratorial.

Btw parents say that if Iraq does attack it will be to the U.S. citizens in Israel and the country and Israel will retaliate with nuclear weapons. And sure enough, one of the people being interviewed on the TV news show that we were watching said the same thing 'rents just said. V sad news.

My Personal site’s finished!
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Thanx goddessraven for your help with the blogging page. so now the index of my blogs page is complete. go see it. etc. it's kewl. it's done. until i update it again.

Gah! I’m OLD!

I was just reminded last night (from leslie hoosh? - who i haven't seen in about 7 years) that the ’95 grads will be having their 10^th reunion in about 3 years. NOOOOOO!!!  which thus explains my main picture of the old lady angel.

Flirtation & Sexual Innuendo at it’s best.

So despite my old age, I’m still able to attract 21 year olds.
Lisa and I went karaoke last night and needless to say, 21 year old Jason found me quite attractive.  talked forever and gah I kissed a 21 year old. Just kissed though, while my sister was getting to know Sean, a guy who Rusty (who doesn’t have a good reputation himself) thinks is gay, but isn't.
And it’s funny cause Rusty – who I haven’t seen since about june got sexual offers by two women last night. one was married and the other was offering sex while her boyfriend stood next to her encouraging it all (they were trying to give rusty 60 bucks and sexual favors for his superman jacket). He turned down both favors, which THAT is surprising. Cause we were later talking about how that girl offering sex in front of her bf was a slut but not a ho cause that would be rusty (that pimp, and he didn’t even have to go to them or say a word!)… well he mentioned that “if she wasn’t a slut than she would be a pretty hot lookin’ chic.  and looking almost as young as jail bait which I don’t do” which I caught him and said “you have too dated jail bait”, which he said “ya, it wouldn’t be the first time and it wouldn’t be the last either. And hey, their willing, so what the hell?”that’s rusty for you. Now you’ve all meet rusty. It’s no wonder why he’s breaking up with his current girlfriend who he swears is keeping him on a tight leash – which isss true cause she came to the karaoke pub when he was jussst 2 hours late comin’ home. LOL. That boy gets himself into trouble just by opening his mouth. Oh my god, that reminds me. That’s how he got a non-honorable discharge from the navy last year. He was giving a rotc girl head in the petty officer’s quarters. They told him to never do that again and he said no. LOL.

Tv shows:

Friends was great, but everything was left to a “questionable-open-air” when Ross asked what’s her name Jennifer, if she said yes to joey’s proposal – which she didn’t answer, and the baby looks so quite. And Ross’ dad saw what’s her name and chandler having sex in the janitor’s room. LOL. Which he started telling them about all the times him and their mom would have sex. LOL.
Scubs had a good start. And will and grace are not going to be dating anyone – darn it.

today i went to the baseball game. did my duty and ate cotten candy (pink. not bubble gum. Oakland has green cotten candy - yuck!). the annoying usher joe finally got the hint that i don't like him cause he hardly talked to me tonight. yaaa! oh and the angel's lost. which is ok cause their still going into the playoffs.

49 Things a Man Should Never Do After the Age of 30
from Esquire Magazine

What do you get when you combine female friends and technology? Entertaining emails worth sending! To share this Girlfriend-to-Girlfriend Email with someone special, just click on the "send to a friend" icon at the right side of this page.

1. Use the word party as a verb.
2. Shots.
3. Body shots.
4. Jell-O shots. Especially Jell-O shots.
5. Read a book with the words Zen and the Art of in the title.
6. Do impressions of Austin Powers characters, especially Dr. Evil.
7. Help friends move.
8. Ask friends to help you move.
9. Crash on a friend's floor or couch.
10. Refer to breasts as "chesticles."
11. Experiment with facial hair.
12. Let your underpants show above your jeans or below your shorts.
13. Apply paint to your face for any reason at all.
14. Own beer-drinking paraphernalia.
15. Own a skull bong.
16. Know the names of the current Real World cast.
17. Remove your shirt in public?unless there is sand and a large body of water nearby.
18. Use the word dude, except when referring to a ranch or a well-dressed Englishman.
19. Use the word dawg in a sentence when referring to a friend or, worse, yourself.
20. Own a futon.
21. Own a beanbag chair.
22. Hang art framelessly.
23. Hang tapestries.
24. Drink malternative beverages.
25. Don a puka-bead necklace.
26. Google ex-girlfriends.
27. Break up with a girlfriend by e-mail.
28. Engage in pranks involving airborne food.
29. Own a Lava lamp.
30. Pool hop.
31. Live with someone you don't sleep with.
32. Share a hotel room with someone you don't sleep with.
33. Play fantasy sports.
34. Divide a restaurant bill with a friend in any way other than 50-50.
35. Sleep past 10:30.
36. Refer to a woman's genitalia as her "nappy dugout."
37. Cook exclusively on a George Foreman grill.
38. Wear a jersey with the name of a professional athlete on the back.
39. Employ any other pickup line besides "Hi, my name is _____. What's yours?"
40. Listen to Pink Floyd.
41. Use Internet acronyms, especially ROFL and LOL.
42. Shave any part of your body except your face.
43. Enjoy Jerry Bruckheimer movies.
44. Run with the bulls in Pamplona.
45. Attend Mardi Gras, Carnaval, or Burning Man.
46. Own a fish tank.
47. Fall asleep in public.
48. Call drugs by their street names (e.g., junk, smack, or whitebag).
49. Pick a fistfight by thrusting out your neck, flexing, and screaming, "It's go time!"

This article first appeared in the September 2002 issue of Esquire Magazine

GOD DAMN ESQUIRE! that pretty much cancels out all the people i know who ARE over 30 years old! and i wouldn't want to know a 30 year old who didn't do at least one of the following don'ts.

just got back from the gym and Longs store - got max his bday gift and i'm not saying what it is cause i know he's been reading these blogs.
watching friends now. and then it's scrubs. and then er. ya for these shows.
by-iee.

Tuesday night I was watching jay leno and he actually made me laugh this time – thanks to RiottGyrrrl help that is. It was during his oddly poorly badly named products. One of them was called ‘GI Joe’s Ho’s’, the doll was quite funny and exactly what a bimbo should look like.

The weather the past couple of days has been really hot, but at least there’s no smog in the sky. There have been these beautiful white clouds all over and clear blue skies – if your not a Californian you obviously see this a lot but I am from Cali so I’ve been admiring the sky. The fires’ are still in pretty bad shape. It’s moved from Laverne/ San Dimas to Claremont and people who live in Mnt. Baldy had to evacuate from their houses. Those poor people <sarcastic laugh> hey they those damn homes knowing that they're living in a wild-life area where forest fires normally would happen - that or places with dry bushes and trees.d-ohhh. So now there are these two guys from last night who are still sticking around to “help fend off the fire and protect their homes.” But that’s obviously the PROFESSIONAL (key word obviously) firefighter’s responsibility – so those two guys should just go down Mtn. Baldy’s one-way road to Upland where I highly doubt the fire would be able to get to – which is where I live, and where their families are waiting for them. But oh well. I’m glad that my dad hasn’t gone and bought a cabin in those mtns. The firefighters claim that they’ve saved thousands of cabins and luxury homes that were near the mtn’s fire, but there was still some that was burnt down to a crisp. And I am wrong there. Not all of these homes were the 4-story houses, nice cabins, etc that were shown on TV. There’s also some middle class person’s home too.

I ditched school yesterday. Instead of going to class I stayed at Borders all evening reading these two books for my poster/paper project for school. Can you believe that? You ditch school but yet you can't literally get away from it. I have a poster/paper project due on Monday. And I’m thankful that I ditched yesterday - even though I missed a quiz, cause now I have a step up on my poster.
And when I got home I went to look through one of my email accounts that I haven’t looked at in about a month or more and there's like 200 spam mail! Christ! So I had to go through all of them clicking "this is spam" and deleting them - which took forever.
Mom is watching the angels’ beet the rangers right now. They almost blew it but they're ahead now thanks to Garret Anderson's 3 run homer.

Oh and I thought of more conspiracies (I told you I would. LOL):

Street Smarts - by the first round you know who's going to win. And it's mostly the guys or some prestigious over excited bitch. LOL
Fifth Wheel or dating shows like that one always have a bimbo slut on their show, and 9 out of 10 of the guys will use them, abuse them, and 1 out of 10 will keep them.

hate email. hate spam. hate pop up ads. did i say that i hate spam?

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Conspiracies. Nod – Grin & bear these facts. It’s everywhere.
When I first started listing these conspiracies it was about 6:52pm and i had only thought of three. By 8:15pm there's this here long list...

• People that are turning left even though their light turns red before they start to turn – they all think they’re God. Thus making the people with the green light so impatient and mad at themselves for allowing 5 cars to turn on their time that they start to edge forward, threatening to hit these people who think their Gods.
  
• The fire’s on the wrong side of the mt. It should’ve been started/ gotten-out-of-hand by the fire department on the other side of the mt. by the college. But no…
  
• Navy recruiters – when they recruit you they act like they have all the time in the world for you. When you’re D(elayed)E(ntry)P(rogram)per they don’t have any time for you – their too busy recruiting more block heads.
  
• Cell phones – too many people have them
  
• Clicks – society is conforming too much.
  
• Driver’s License – they say/ encourage for you to get your license. But what they don’t say outloud is get it when you turn 16, because when you’re 26 we won’t show you the ropes – i.e. you’re screwed.
  
• (7:21pm:) the song playing right now at McDonalds: singer’s (sounds like sarah mclaughlin or something) singing about how you’re loving is better than ice cream and chocolate, etc. which is tempting me for junk food and stuff and I’m at a freakin’ McDonalds already! What more do they want from me?! To eat ALL their food?! Stop playing this song!
  
• The 80’s – video tapes that the instructors show are mostly made during the 80’s – as if they want you to conform back to that decade of when everyone was superficial, and living for the moment even though they didn’t know when it was – but they did know why – take princes’ song ‘1999’ for example.
  
• Plane companies that overbook their flights, which encourages people to miss their flights that some already paid for.
  
• Rancho Cucamonga/ Upland society encouraging pot smoking.
  
• The news
  
• And George W. Bush
  
• Mexican girls wearing hoochie clothes to help stereotype themselves, and they wonder why people think they’re ho’s.
  
• Toilet paper on the floor – saying here – step on me so that I can annoy and stick to you.
  
• Rules (like the ones on these blogs) fuck 'em. I’m a non-conformist bitch. I don't need these sort of rules thank you v much.
  
• the emmys and oscars - too commercialized and their giving awards to ppl who are well known actors/ actresses (like Stockard Channing) and not because of their performance (which channing has a SMALL supporting character roll) etc.

shesh 16 conspiracies that were found all in about and hour and a half!
it's a good thing that i can't think of any more. i probably will though.
Hmm... ahh ha! Another conspiracy. LOL.

• it's fall for everyone else but us inland valley people who are near by this damn fire that's making everyone breath in carbon dioxide, and tomorrow it's supposed to be 105 degrees. Gah! kill me! LOL.
  
• all these sites (i.e. xanga) showing the eastern time  instead of pacific time. why do i need that time? why do they want to confuse me?

LOL. So anyways, these last two conspiracy was thought of at 11:30pm. It’s 11:30pm as I end this blog. lol

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btw. i wanna thank everyone for dropping by - commenting, subscribing my endless rantings. LOL. hope you haven't gotten bored with them. if so - tough cause i've just started. LOL.