IRONIC
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
Chorus:
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well, isn't this nice." And isn't it ironic ... don't you think?
Repeat Chorus:
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's ok and everythings going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think evertyhing's gone wrong and everthing blows up
In your face
A traffic jam when you're already late
And a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
and then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...
Repeat Chorus:
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny way of helping you out
helping you out
So Alanis Morsette’s Ironic was the song that I sang during karaoke last night at the Baldy Brewery. It was pretty kewl, and I did a descent job compared to the other people that were there. Although one guy sang a mad Deftone’s song.
And I spent most of the night talking to sherry and eddie about the navy. Eddie’s a recruiter and his wife sherry just got back from boot camp (reservists only have to be in boot camp for 2 ½ weeks – sherry tips her hate off to me for going almost 10 weeks). Eddie says that I CAN change my job before I go to boot camp contrary to what my recruiter told me. So Eddie gave me his “recruiter pin” so that I can “go to my recruiter and tell him that my cousin’s in the navy and is a recruiter. And oh, he gave me this. And my recruiter will say ‘so, what was that about you wanting to change your job?’” I’m not sure if I want to do that, mom says that I shouldn’t lie to the military as it’ll get me into a hole, and max says that if my recruiter’s not helping me, and lying to me than I should just go and lie back for the interests of my future.
so now I’m confused. What to do. Shit!
Then as I was walking past 2nd avenue ale house, this one kid (oops), I mean 21 year old was outside drinking a drink. He gave it to me, and sweat guy gave me a ride home.
such a silly night last night, and even though I was tired I did not want to stay home. So I went out.
damn the man I need my license. Damn the DMV to hell. Damn the man.
And on Thursday I saw an old friend of mine. Becca. Now her and Kim Noren, I tip my hat to cause they’re awesome. Becca’s 24 and has a 5 year old son who she’s raised by herself since he was born. Christopher (her son) has to have his blood cleaned or something once a month, and other medical procedures. She’s paid for all of it for 5 years. Medi-cal only takes people with his condition through the ages of 5 and 16. so she’s applying her son for medi-cal now. Kim Noren for the past 6 or so years has been raising her 6 kids by herself (husband divorced her about that time and only chose monthly custody visits, and isn’t that carrying for Kirk). Eric’s about 25, Sarah I think is about 22 or so, Kyle’s Lisa’s age, Neal is 15, Kirk is 13 (has down syndrome) and Joey’s 12. I think. Well when I babysat for her younger kids about 6 years ago she was working 3 jobs, and still found time to be with her kids. Not as much as they liked, which has changed now. Now she’s working two good jobs, each giving her plenty of time to spend with her kids.
Anyway, Thursday night, while becca and I were leaving peppers the conversation with a couple of people were quite interesting. Which was “shaving your pubic hairs is the bomb.” Very interesting. This entire week has been a non-stop carousel sexual week. Oh-la-la.
GAH Orlando just called at 11:52pm tonight. Wtf. I did ask him to call but he calls me this late at night talking all weird and shit. Wtf. and not only that but he asked me if I wanted to come over to his pad. And then he asks if I smoke weed. Then he says that he’s had 3 beers. Then he starts calling me this weird name that he says that I’m supposed to be called cause I’m not a Recrute, but a Pool-een or something or other. Then heasks if i want to go out and do something. And I’m too fuckin tired, and not dressed, and I’ve got hat hair. So ya right, like my little hat hair, notre dame sweetshirt and me are gonna go out at midnight. Pshhh. so he suggested going for pizza sometime later. And so i told him "uhh, ya. so what about your girlfriend." And he’s got the galls to tell me that he can have "friends." So whatever. Told him that pizza would be good – hopefully he won’t call so late. And we said our farewells, until next time, etc. very confusing week with these guys let me tell ya. 
Oh and a quick explanation for epinions... if ya click onto the red dragon pic it'll take you to the epinions.com site. It’s like amazon.com but it's fuckin better cause at least I get paid something (a couple a cents a month or more) rather than nothing for the reviews that I write.
So here is MY epinion reviews. 
www.epinions.com/user-shalaigne?show=content
And I need a fecking job for this propaganda holiday that they call Christmas of which everyone flaunts how much money they have. I love this month, the Halloween, the spookiness, but shit I hate it when I have no money during Christmas, cause then I can’t buy people their gifts. And sonya’s no help because she goes overboard and spends sooo much money on us. Last xmas she got ‘rents a DVD Player! But hahahaha at least I don’t have credit card people calling me!
so there franchise people!
Heey… Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy sssaaa-wing…
And it definitely is all just a little history repeating itself.
So we were late in leaving for the game today. We planned leaving our pad at about 11am for the angel baseball game. But we really left at 12pm - slackers we are and proud of it. Not. But we got to the stadium 10 minutes before the game started. The stadium was packed. It was the first time in years! that I saw the place that packed with Angel's fans - especially when they play the Yankees cause that's normally when there's more Yankee fans at the angel's stadium than vise versa. *Rolls eyes* these damn conformist people going to scalpers for tickets. come on! you non believers. LOL ya should've been like us who bought our tickets in August for crisps sakes. LOL awww sport fanatics. that's pretty much what everyone on TV has been saying right now. but their right. where were you fans last year? HUH HUH! I was routing for the LA Kings and Colorado Avelanche but i still found time to route for the Angels. LOL.
so the game today was amazing. the Angel's scored (count this) EIGHT RUNS IN ONE INNING! haa to you poor Yanks. Hmm. So when the game ended it was pretty intense. And no matter what the TV people say, the Yanks just don’t have what the Angels have and that’s heart and love for the game, not the money.
almost cried at the end when it was over, cause jesus when was the last time the Angel’s made it this far? I think before I was born! But it was kewl and worth the upset stomach I have from eating all that junk food. 
And shi-et I havcn’t started my paper or poster, and I have like 6 loads of laundry to put through the washing machine. Kill me now I saw!
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