December 13, 2002
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I can’t believe you kidnapped me with a candy bar.
I went to the recruiter’s office for a little drug test (navy’s drug policy: “zero tolerance”). I was thinking maybe I should pull what pigpen did in Out Cold, where he took a shit instead of pissing for his drug test. But I behaved and passed the test... of course.
Right now I hate the world for giving me this cold.
And I also hate my mother because she wouldn’t let me take any drugs until after my drug test. And I hate dad’s logic, “if you work out at the gym you won’t feel so sick.” But going to the gym on thursday just made things worse.
Now my nose is leaking like a water fountain. It sucks really badly. School ends, and what happens? I get sick. fuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk.
Kidnapper exposed when candy bar melts in hand.
So I guess the only thing to do is let this cold kidnap me. Damn the man to all eternal hell.
the good news: sis rented this movie for us. the salton sea...
So in a way today is both the bad superstitious Friday the 13th. and the Friday the 13th that I believe in, which is a lucky day.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
Mom's finally wrapping her gifts, and sending them off to her sisters who live out of cali-state. So we have to find boxes to ship these wrapped gifts.
Damn the man.
And I got a letter from Miss Army Aisha, who I roomed with when I went to meps in April, and haven't heard from in over 5 months. Miss Army said that she's literally freezing her butt off at ft hood and hating every minute of it. But she’s hoping that Texas will rub off on her Californian soul. So I'm going to try to send Aisha a little piece of California for her Christmas gift.
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Hee hee, my friend in the Marines just got back for a bit. He's all happy to not be in East Tumor or Kuwait...he went more places in 4 months than I will all my life! Hoo Ahhh!
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---Matt
Good luck with the piss test =) hehe..how'd it go?
Salton sea was good, I didn't hear too much about it in the theatre when it was out. Maybe I'll go rent it.
it's cold here..send me a candy bar to warm me up!
That is awesome. Nothing beats getting mail when you are missing home except actually being there.
Don't give Riott any candy ...
give it to meeeee.... it is really cold in Texas !!!!!
damn it! ~stomps~
give me a call ding dong
tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats on passing the test with flying colors. Ha..ha...Anyhoo, hope you feel better soon.
Thanks for the comment on my site,
Just saw your pic. Dam your very beautiful, and gorgeious.
Sucks about that cold, i finally got over mine.
~StainlessSteele
sorry you're sick... when I was taking more classes per semester, I always used to get sick immediately after finals, too... like my immune system was holding up just long enough to get me through the grind, and then caving in
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